|Hey, you, these commissions are open. Gimme moneh for coffee|
Wii Would Like to PlayLittle Susan B. stood staring at the thing before her in disbelief.Wii Would Like to Play by In-The-Machine
"Fat," she said. "I'm fat?"
"I'm a machine. Machines don't lie."
"But I'm ten."
"Ten and fat."
"But how can you tell? There's gotta be some mistake."
"Okay, kid, listen up. I've got your goddamn height and BMI right here. Right here inside me.
And according to my records, you suck at boxing, you suck at running, your physical age is that of a 48-year-old male and you suck at Brawl."
"Hey, you're being mean!"
"I'm not mean. I'm a machine. Can't take playing with me? If you don't like it then take yourself somewhere else and maybe go and play with the other babies outside in the sandbox. In the sun. With other actual humans. Like a sissy. Go ahead. You're obviously not man enough to play with this."
The Nintendo Wii puffed out his chest as little Susan B. ran away crying to the sandbox.
A short distance away, PS3 and 360 frowned disapprovingly. PS3 sighed.
"Man, I don't know what
Keep Calm And|
Ship Whatever You Want
Without Being A Dick
I fucking love both Monster girls and Monster boys~
More of a Bird & Insect person over a dog & pony person for the record,
The latter are just easier to draw and customize.
Hello I currently go by Derais, formerly Revya. Which was formly Gig. Which was once Steele. Which once upon a time was Mieu, and before that Fringles. Blanca was in there somewhere too. Once upon a time Savy was one, too! Vaxys... Ah, memories.
I'm a 22-year-old lazy bastard, and I like coffee, insects, gore, video games and crime documentaries, and with a weird female boner for Gilles De Rais.
I dislike children, psychologists and parsley. Also allergic to black tea - anywhere above %0.003 in a drink.
That's probably all you need to know about me.
| 2 Coffee Lovin' Ponies Shaded (Do not pay me!)|
2 Prankster Ponies Shaded (Do not pay me!)
2 Dancer Ponies Shaded (Do not pay me!)
1 Pony Shaded (Do not pay me!)
2 Pony Shaded
3 Pony Shaded
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